The eggplant emoji doesn't look exactly like a penis. It's just funny, and purple, and the best dick option out there. This actual, real-life eggplant from New Zealand, however, looks exactly like a penis. And that's why it sold for $115.
Yep, someone in New Zealand was willing to pay $115 for a "freshly picked phallic aubergine" that's "totally organic" in an online auction. Take a look at the complete package: