Cutting cake is an art, not a science. But if it's not something you've practiced, you might as well leave the sacred act to people who understand angles and symmetry. Or, uh, potentially face a public shaming.
After noticing a brutally hackneyed cake at an office holiday party, Twitter user @Bottlerocket put the dismembered pastry on blast. What followed was a show-and-tell of sorts, with different people sharing their saddest desserts, all butchered and carved to a sugary mess.
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Food + Wine considered it a cue, and dredged up even more brutalized cakes to burn through your retinas.
Cake and pies only get one chance at a decent life. So don't maim them before they're gone.
[Food + Wine]
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