Moving northwest-ward, Montana loves balls. The state has the biggest testicle festival in the United States, an annual bacchanal in which people chow down on bull testicles and guzzle beer. Florida keeps it predictable with the largest collection of "flamingo-related items," which is probably resting on an a retiree's front lawn somewhere sunny and humid. Oklahoma is a cruel place for an exotic animal, being that it holds the Guinness World Record for the single largest dose of LSD given to an elephant (it died).
Rhode Island, the smallest state in the union, only has room for a big ass sock, while New York carries on America’s obsession with contracting diabetes by harboring the country’s biggest butter sculpture.
Needless to say, there's no clear cut winner here. The United States is clearly home to some remarkably big stuff that doesn’t need to be as big as it is. Except for Delaware, which doesn’t hold a record for having the biggest of anything.