"A male in Calderdale who was wanted by Police decided to try hide this morning when they went to his property looking for him. You will not be surprised to find out that yes we did find him," the cops crowed. "He will not be winning any awards for hide and seek champion soon!!!"
Every one of those exclamation points is well-earned and the Internet agrees. The photo quickly picked up viral steam, netting hundreds of shares, likes, comments, and laughing reactions on Facebook since it was posted on June 29.
On the bright side, the Internet hasn't outed this dude's name yet as of publication time. Keep on killing it, champ.