You Can Buy a Bucket of Fake Poop on Amazon
Man, e-commerce is great. There’s really no limit to what you can spend your money on, especially if you discard credit card bills as a matter of principle. You might also be privy to drunken spending sprees at 3 AM. If so, consider this bucket of plastic animal poop, which can be yours for the cool price of $50 with an Amazon Prime membership.
Gizmodo first noticed this nifty collection, which packs in 13 different kinds of feces from a broad spectrum of furry creatures. There’s bear, elk, dog, coyote and even cougar, just in case you’re ever in the wilds of Western Canada and need to identify a quick sample.
The product is garnering some hype in the user reviews section, too. One satisfied customer notes what an ideal holiday gift the plastic turds make, writing: “A great hit for a gift to a 6 or 7 year old boy.....need I say more! I gave this along with the recommended book about animal scat.” Another exclaims: "I'm ordering several to give as gifts to our corporate project managers, just so, for once, they'll have their sh*t together."
Friendly reminder: the holidays are right around the corner.
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