Even the fiercest of cheeseburger-loving carnivores can admit that most salads -- Cobb, Caesar, etc. -- can be both nutritious and also delicious. That is, unless your salad starts to crawl.
In fact, an admittedly "arachnophobic family" from Sydney, Australia will probably never look at salads the same way after they discovered a live Huntsman spider inside their recently-purchased bag of "Italian style salad" mix, as reported by The Guardian. Zoe Perry recently posted a video on Woolworths Supermarket's Facebook page, showing the sizable, eight-legged critter crawling inside the bag, and well, it'll make you want to rinse your next salad with a freaking blow torch.
Obviously, the above and below videos are not suitable for those who are petrified of spiders.
Hi Woolworths,Shopping as per usual for Italian Style Salad Mix....get it home....Mum goes to open the packet and we...
Posted by Zoe Perry on Wednesday, February 3, 2016
And, unsurprisingly, Woolworths posted an appropriate response
to the terrifying complaint, but maybe this is the world's way of saying we should all just stick with cheeseburgers.
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Tony Merevick is Cities News Editor at Thrillist and will just have to stomp on all his salad mixes from now on. Send news tips to firstname.lastname@example.org and follow him on Twitter @tonymerevick.