As an informed citizen, you're well aware that Fiona the Hippo is the most beloved hippopotamus alive, possibly of all time. Though technically the daughter of two large semiaquatic mammals named Henry and Bibi, the one-year-old resident of the Cincinnati Zoo truly feels like our nation's child.
But they grow up so fast. Young Fiona has her first suitor. And since she's a member of Generation Z, the courtship is naturally taking place over Twitter.