There are just so many reasons to own a giant lollipop version of your face that we don't have time to get into all of them right now. But you're going to want to order yours as soon as possible because a life in which you haven't consumed your own head with great relish and little ceremony isn't much of a life at all.
This incredible opportunity comes from a British company called Firebox, and the lollipop service is called Face Licker. All you have to do is pay $55 (frankly a bargain) and send a photo and description of the person you'd like to transfigure into a tutti-frutti (the only flavor unfortunately) sugar sculpture.
It'll take five to seven working days to manufacture, plus up to 10 working days to arrive for orders outside the UK, so it could be several breathless weeks before you finally experience the comfort of nibbling on your own ear.