"Hard seltzers ran so we could fly." With those seven words, the entire world has spun back to a time when Four Loko was more than a shudder-inducing bit of nostalgia. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. It was the age of foolishness. It was the Loko-est of times. And now, it's a hard seltzer.
Details about Four Loko's 14% ABV seltzer -- billing itself as the "hardest seltzer in the universe" -- are scarce. However, in a weird way, this announcement makes sense. No, really. It does. It's coming the same week that Natural Light and PBR have announced their own hard seltzer lines. It's a thing. Do you even exist if you don't have a hard seltzer?
Four Loko's entry into the world of seltzer has a lot of people reminiscing about its initial launch in 2005. Some memories are fine, some are not so fine, and some we're still trying to repress. Those feelings surfaced hard after the announcement, as Four Loko jokes and memes took over social media, plenty of which were actually sent out by Four Loko.
Take a trip down memory lane with the best Four Loko jokes from the jittery booze brand's potentially big return to prominence.