The resulting PB&J, like his America Works program, is a disgrace to the nation. Its painfully dry ratio of peanut butter to jelly is more like something the man would feed to his worst enemies, moments before ending them.
As Underwood once said, "The road to power is paved with hypocrisy, and casualties." And, apparently, shitty peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
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