If you want to break bread... er... break bagels with a frenemy, all you have to do is give the cashier the code "Shmear Joy." Or you can just say something nice on Twitter with the hashtag #ShmearCampaignPromo and you'll get a coupon for the deal.
The little bagels come in six flavors. The pretzel bites are loaded with beer cheese, and the french toast bagel is filled with maple shmear. The rest -- plain, jalapeño cheese, everything, asiago parmesan -- have plain shmear inside. If you have to eat with a troll, this is a far better option than meeting them on their turf and eating garbage under a bridge.
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