The ninja position only pays the equivalent of about $1,600 per month. But, transportation is paid and there's apparently an unspecified "bonus" involved. Also, there's a one-month training course offered where you can presumably sharpen your ninja skills. Interested candidates of all nationalities who are over 18 years old with a Japanese visa or residence card can apply by sending all application materials via e-mail until March 22, 2016.
And if the Halloween costume's a little snug, don't worry. Black's a pretty forgiving color.
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