You may love drinking beer, but you're no Oliver Strümpfel. This German man is a entity unto himself, and last weekend, he shattered one of the greatest, most specific world records ever: lugging more beer steins at once than anyone else on the planet.
In a way, Strümpfel's role on this Earth is similar to that of Marvel Comics superhero Wolverine: he's the best there is at what he does, and what he does ain't pretty. But someone had to shoulder -- or bicep -- the burden of securing 29 fully-poured German beer glasses in his hands at once and walking with them for a little under a minute, balancing their awkwardly distributed weight along the way. He proved to be the German for the job.
The challenge, which went down at a festival in Bavaria, wasn't exactly elegant; he actually started it holding 31 beers, but two tipped over "at the last minute," according to a report from Reuters. Still, that's good enough to top the previous record of 25 mugs, which was set by Strümpfel himself in 2014.