The jury's still out on Dry January. Maybe it'll inspire a healthier relationship with alcohol or maybe you'll spend February pounding White Claws to make up for lost time. But if there was ever a time to quit the bottle -- at least temporarily -- it's now. That's because a Swedish-based company called Gnista Spirits will pay you to party... sober.
The non-alcoholic beverage maker is on the hunt for two "highly experienced party animals" to hit the town sans booze. You'll spend the ultimate night out in Stockholm -- overpriced dinner, pregame, clubbing 'til dawn, the works -- the only caveat is that you can't drink. You'll swap those tequila shots for mocktails.
"Gnista is newly launched and proud to offer the only non-alcoholic spirit that truly resembles a fine spirit," the job description reads. "Taste wise this statement has been verified by a number of established bartenders and industry experts. Now it’s time to put the feeling to the test."
As for the selling point? Gnista is not only paying $50 an hour, but also covering travel and hotel expenses for you and a friend. You'll score a stay at Stockholm's trendy Downtown Camper, dinner for two and unlimited drinks.
"The Gnista product development department needs first-hand intelligence on how Gnista consumption affects the desire to dance until dawn, inspire you to let loose (using your tie as a headband?) and if it gives you that pizza-craving Netflix bingeing (placebo) hangover," the company said.