This Goat Wandered into a Starbucks for Her Morning Coffee Fix
Most Starbucks workers are more than used to dealing with lifeless pre-coffee customers/zombies early in the morning. But even that probably couldn't prepare the baristas at a Rohnert Park, CA, Starbucks for a particularly shocking guest they encountered early on Sunday morning: an escaped goat.
In a humorous Facebook post describing the incident, Rohnert Park authorities said the goat, name Millie, had been wandering around a strip mall before she found her way into the Starbucks. Employees at the store were preparing to open for the day and tried to lure Millie back outside with a banana. Instead, the coffee-loving goat made herself comfortable, wandering the cafe and chewing on a cardboard box, according to a report by a local CBS station. She probably mistook it for a bran muffin.
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Tony Merevick is Cities News Editor at Thrillist and has seen a lot of crazy stuff happen at Starbucks, but this is probably the weirdest. Send news tips to firstname.lastname@example.org and follow him on Twitter @tonymerevick.