"Unicorns are meant for children's tales, not food. Period."
That's it. No furious rant, no personal attacks, and most notably, no swear words. If you're feeling disappointed right now, you're probably not alone. Even Anthony Bourdain had a more pointed reaction to unicorn food, when he described Starbucks' Unicorn Frappuccino as "the perfect nexus of awfulness," among other things. Of course, Ramsay's clear disdain for the unicorn food trend isn't shocking at all. Just the delivery.
It's almost as if an instance or two of "fucking" were edited out. We'll just let you reread the statement in his voice and figure out where they'd go.