"Visually, they look like dog biscuits," he said in an effort to make you want to punch him through your screen.
His reaction to Tagalongs:
His reaction to Samoas:
"That's a bit weird."
His reaction to Thin Mints:
Well, just watch the video for yourself. And try not to punch your screen -- it's not your screen's fault.
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