If Gordon Ramsay didn't berate people on television, he'd be just another schlub in chef whites doling out cuss words and tasty meals. But alas, that's merely hypothetical, and the British gastronome has made a career out of testing his carotid artery's elasticity while browbeating hapless kitchen staff.
With that public persona in mind, Ramsay appeared last night on "Jimmy Kimmel Live" and was subjected to a surprising taste test of a foodstuff he'd never experienced: Girl Scout Cookies. Kimmel offered the contemptible TV host Tagalongs, Thin Mints, and Samoas. And as expected, Ramsay was a dick.
"Visually, they look like dog biscuits," he said in an effort to make you want to punch him through your screen.
His reaction to Tagalongs:
His reaction to Samoas:
"That's a bit weird."
His reaction to Thin Mints:
Well, just watch the video for yourself. And try not to punch your screen -- it's not your screen's fault.
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Ryan Craggs is Thrillist's Senior News Editor. He actually just bought boxes of all three of these cookies last week, and thinks Gordon Ramsay can screw himself. Follow him @ryanrcraggs.