Unfortunately, the seedless blackberry jam leaked in the can. But Steve powers through to test out said jam, crackers, a cocoa drink, and half a can of peanut butter. And he didn't die (so far as we know)!
"That's disgusting," Steve says about his drink. "It tastes like you took Cool Water, and added hot chocolate to it."
Steve's reaction to the coconut fudge bar is even funnier, as it allegedly "just smells like bleach."
While the clip is 16 minutes long, it's certainly worth your time to sit through it and watch a man take his life into his own hands by eating food that's older than Tom Hanks. Plus, Steve's demeanor and comments simply ring with a genuine, unpretentious quality that makes the review all that much more endearing.