To be fair, Guy's hair is pretty distracting and infuriating.
In the excerpt, Fieri is asked about the time when Bourdain "mocked Fieri on Twitter when his yellow Lamborghini was stolen." Stifled laugh.
Of course, this is far from the first time Bourdain has given Guy Fieri crap for being...well, himself. "He's referred to Fieri's Times Square restaurant as a 'terror dome,' gleefully ripped on the dude's love of Nickelback, and claimed you'd get Fieri's clone 'if Ed Hardy fucked a juggalo.'" Even more stifled laugh.
Naturally, we've gotta wonder how this rumble is going to end. Maybe, like, barbecue sauce-coated swords or something? Just a thought.
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