Not to go all John Madden here, but the recipe starts out with ingredients most granola-eaters have in a cupboard. Then vanilla mushroom protein powder pops up. Not just any protein powder. Vanilla mushroom protein. You'd assume that means mushroom protein that's flavored like vanilla, but then again, the ensuing four ingredients could either be real foodstuffs or mystical lands from a Tolkien novel.
Actually, let's play a game: Goop smoothie ingredient, or Middle-Earth creation?
c. Dol Amroth
e. Ho Shou Wu
f. A shaft of white light
i. Action Dust
j. Spirit Dust
k. Sex Dust
l. Brain Dust
m. Beauty Dust
n. Goodnight Dust
q. A strong black-haired man with huge arms and a great beard
r. Vanilla mushroom protein powder
If you guessed a, d, e, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, and r as actual ingredients: Congratulations! You are a human encyclopedia of obscure foods, or a true Lord of the Rings nerd. In either case, Brit+Co went to the length of calculating how much such a concoction would cost -- at a minimum, $185. And that's not even counting the blender you'll need.