"This year, 760 people, almost half the class, responded to an emailed survey that was sent to every senior," explained staff writer Nicholas Fandos in the (very-spectacular) article's lede. Of the respondents, 24% "said they did not have sexual intercourse while at Harvard," and 21% said they were never even in a relationship during their time at the school. (Let's assume there's a lot of overlap between those two cohorts, shall we?) 40% of these MAJOR HERBS also reported drinking less than one night a week.
At press time, neither Fandos, nor Harvard alumnus & current Thrillist deputy editor Matt Lynch could be reached for comment.