Call me old-fashioned, but I like my beer cold, my bread toasted, and my cartoons drawn by the hand of a human being!
German model and former Seal-conqueror, Heidi Klum, once again proved that humans and cartoons will never peacefully coexist as she donned an insane Jessica Rabbit costume at her annual Halloween party.
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The costume took a huge amount of time, makeup, and prosthetic boob attachments, and is now the reason I'm going to start sleeping with the lights on.
Overall, it's an amazing—albeit terrifying-—take on the cartoon star of Who Framed Roger Rabbit and just goes to show you that Heidi Klum is the master of one-upping us when it comes to Halloween.
I guess these are the only kinds of results one should expect when you dress up as a celebrity whose boobs were animated to literally defy gravity.
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Jeremy Glass is a writer for Thrillist and finds this all extremely confusing.