Vote for your city (or another city to keep it away from you) by Tuesday, September 18 at 11:59pm CST.
The dread condiment will then become available nationwide later this month and will be sold at the likes of Amazon and Walmart in 16-ounce squeeze bottles at a suggested retail price of $3.49. It isn't a limited-release product either. This is an official member of the Heinz family.
So, however you feel about this product, remember you have no one but the 500,000 of you who voted to bring it to America to blame.
For the record though, Mayochup is actually pretty good.