Though phone companies bombard the airwaves with commercials, most people don't give much consideration to their cell plan until something goes wrong. Then, those commercials come to mind. Didn't one of them have a really great map that promises unlimited access to Snapchat, even in the mountains?
"Another Mobile," a completely made up phone service provider, calls bullshit on the whole enterprise. It's the latest installment of Cracked's "honest" series. Another Mobile looks just like any other phone commercial with maps that make viewers feel warm and fuzzy, knowing things will be different with Company Y, even though one company is basically indistinguishable from the next.
But that new network has 4G. Most people don't know what that means, but it sounds good. It's got to be faster. They gave it a name. Plus, they'll pay your transfer fee. That's nice!
It's funny at first, until you realize it's your service he's talking about. Your plan is a lot like starting to watch Batman vs. Superman. It's garbage, and there's little hope it's going to get better.