It should be obvious that TV characters live in a fictional world, unbound by real-life constrictions like mortgage rates, market flow, and gainful employment. Have you ever noticed how TV characters somehow have time to eat long, eventful breakfasts with their friends, like, every morning? I barely have time to shower in the morning, let alone become involved in a heated, comical debate about calling a girl within three days of meeting her.
So it should come as no surprise that market valuations of various fictional businesses are all over the place, from bottom-of-the-barrel lows to daunting highs that no barista could handle. We've seen this with apartments and homes before, and now Bizdaq, the UK's number one business for sale marketplace (what?), has put valuations on some of the most beloved fictional businesses in TV lore. Here are a few of their findings, along with the rationale behind their valuations.
It's everyone's favorite show with Jennifer Anniston and that funny guy and all those other people! Naturally, the place to be was a coffee shop (where all New Yorkers hang out, multiple times a day) that's usually fairly busy but somehow not busy enough to have the massive orange couch in the middle of the shop be occupied by anyone outside six random customers. Despite an estimated yearly earning of $1,073,100 (which, as they note, is quite good for a little coffee shop), but countered by the fact that the prime West Village property is probably rented, not owned -- the valuation comes in a little low.