There's Literally Nothing Sexy About Seeing How Sex Dolls Are Made

Apparently, sex dolls are the new sausage. No, not because they come in so many shapes and sizes -- but because you really don't want to see how a sex doll is made. But here's a video about just that!

Recently uploaded to YouTube by Super Deluxe as part of its Stoned Mode series, the latest clip shows sex doll production, from latex soup to... OK, not gonna use that idiom.

Regardless, the staid look behind the scenes at the RealDoll factory shows every last detail of the process, including trimming of seams, insertion of a removable vagina, and polishing of eyeballs. And yes, there are copious nipples in between. The music makes the video particularly haunting, however, with Philip Glass-like soundtrack reminiscent of Koyaanisqatsi that could make even the most fervent sex doll fan reconsider things.

And as much as anything, seeing uncannily realistic sex dolls take shape will leave your life feeling out of balance, if only for a few minutes.