Literally cuddling up with someone is nice, too, but if that's not in the cards, hanging out with your roommate(s) and a few friends can't hurt, especially if you're willing to share all that booze you just bought. Sure as hell beats shoveling.
5. Stock up on condoms
Should you be lucky enough to, uh, ride out the storm having sex, it's on you to add the necessary provisions -- condoms, lube, and whatever else you need to make it fun and safe -- to your shopping list, so that whoever you end up hooking up with doesn't travel through the cold and snow to find you tragically unprepared. That's not sexy at all. And as always, you guys, be safe out there... or, as it would be, in there.
6. Knock out chores
Chores don't sound like fun, but what we mean to say is there are plenty more things you can do that could end up making Winter Storm Jonas more bearable. Food, booze, and entertainment are no-brainers, but what about clean underwear? With well over 24 hours before the storm hits (if you're in NYC), you've got plenty of time to run a few errands and get your shit together.