This Cotton Candy and Ice Cream 'Burrito' Is Tearing the Internet Apart
It's 2017, and the burrito has taken over the internet such that it's become one of humanity's most messed-with food items. There are monstrously huge, 2.2-pound burritos you can watch people eat. There is a burrito towel that lets you wrap yourself like a burrito. There are 3-foot-long burritos made to be eaten by the masses. There is even haiku poetry that can score you (real, normal-sized) burritos.
Then there are burritos that are not actually burritos, but called burritos, like the latest addition to the burrito lexicon: the ice cream and cotton candy burrito, made at Sugar Sugar ice cream shop in Sarnia, Ontario.
Once more before we go on: Cotton. Candy. Ice Cream. Burrito. Just look at it.
In another predictable 2017 wrinkle, this frighteningly compact diabetes-deliverer has also caused the hordes of Twitter to furiously comment on every aspect of its existence. The ice cream cotton candy burrito has driven an icy, creamy, milky wedge into the fabric of society itself. Let's assess the damage and check our blood sugar levels. It's going to be a bumpy, tooth-rotting ride.
Those against the ice cream cotton candy burrito:
today i learned about cotton candy burrito (3 diff ice cream flavors wrapped in cotton candy) and srsly why do people wanna die so much— bee (@jastellelapan) June 20, 2017
Of course this is in Sarnia. Nothing else to do there besides create ice cream cotton candy burrito.— Rob (@Negative_Rob) July 20, 2017
The cotton candy ice cream burrito was the last straw.— What I've Done (@BringTheBeatIn) July 20, 2017
That cotton candy and ice cream "burrito" is the reason god doesnt talk to us anymore— Courtnaynay (@csanduhs) June 25, 2017
YOU CAN'T JUST ROLL STUFF TOGETHER AND CALL IT A BURRITO— Kyra de la Torre (@that_kyra_kid) June 24, 2017
Those for the ice cream cotton candy burrito:
Ok that ice cream cotton candy burrito is just sugar wrapped in sugar and that's all I want to eat for the rest of my life— 💫 (@rosejelli) July 19, 2017
Those mixed on the ice cream cotton candy burrito:
that ice cream wrapped in cotton candy is a) most likely structurally hell b) 100% a burrito— the LMFAO respecter (@DuderMcBrohan) June 23, 2017
Those thinking really hard about the existential implications of referring to ice cream wrapped in cotton candy as a "burrito":
Is ice cream wrapped in cotton candy considered a burrito???— ~Emma~//8 days (@_Jackspedicey_) July 20, 2017
here's a take: ice cream wrapped in cotton candy is more like sushi than it is burrito— Mark Chiarelli (@Mark_Chiarelli) July 19, 2017
If a cannoli is a taco, then a hot dog is a sandwich and ice cream wrapped in cotton candy is a burrito.— Stuart Marks (@stuartmarks) July 19, 2017
Can summer be over now?