Soon You Won't Be Able to Look at Your Ex's Likes and Activity on Instagram Anymore
I’m a Scorpio. That means I’m suspicious by nature and I’m watching you, whether you’re my dad, my landlord, or my lover. Even if you think I’m not watching, I’m probably in my Instagram activities feed just making sure you’re… I guess… I don’t know. But I’m watching. So this news is hard for me to write.
Here it is: The Instagram Activities feed is going away, according to a report by BuzzFeed News.
If you don’t know what that is, which might be a problem for sane people, it’s the page you come to if you swipe right while on your follows, likes, and mentions (that heart button) notification screen. You can also find it by tapping “Following” on the top left. It’s where you can see what your friends are liking and commenting on, or who your ex is having sex with, or who they want to have sex with. As one probably-Scorpio put it on Twitter:
when hasnt the instagram "following" tab ended in heartbreak— 𝘋𝘈𝘙𝘊𝘐𝘌 𝘞𝘐𝘓𝘋𝘌𝘙 (@333333333433333) November 25, 2016
The “Following” section was launched in 2011, pre-Explore tab. It was not designed to be a source of anguish and rumination. On the contrary, it was supposed to connect you to the world at large and encourage you to explore new places/people.
I found the Following tab by accident one night. I’d swiped right instead of up, and when I realized the world I’d been shielded from I instantly felt bad for those who had discovered it before me. Many nights I wished I couldn’t see who was liking other people’s things and not texting me back, or I hoped the women I didn’t text back hadn’t discovered the tab.
Instagram’s Head of Product Vishal Shal told BuzzFeed News that “simplicity was the driving factor” behind the decision. He also noted that people didn’t always know it was there. You, my reader, might not have known until right now. Think about what you’ve done for a second.
“People didn’t always know that their activity is surfacing,” Shah said, per the report. “So you have a case where it’s not serving the use case you built it for, but it’s also causing people to be surprised when their activity is showing up."
And that’s that, folks. My personal theory is that the app designers also couldn’t stop stalking their exes, but I cannot confirm it.