The most universal distaste was reserved for Raisinets. Accurate criticisms include "it looks like rabbit poop," "positively underwhelming," and "the problem with them is they really taste like real raisins." One of the taste testers drilled the existential question inherent to every box of Raisinets: "Have you ever met someone who was like, 'Oh, I'd love a raisin'?"
Oh, and with regard to the elephant in the room: Yes, they do use candy as a percussion instrument to sing "Oh Danny Boy."
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