In recent days, Starbucks has come under intense criticism -- if you're willing to legitimatize it by calling it criticism -- for the minimalist two-tone ombre design we wrote about earlier this month. Specifically, America's Christmas police™ allege the company has "removed Christmas" from the cups, which have historically featured things like snowmen, ornaments, and snowflakes, but not the words "Merry Christmas." Clearly, the design flies in the face of The Bible, which states that holiday-themed coffee cups must come adorned with sacred symbols like snowflakes. Or something like that.
On Monday night, Donald Trump jumped into the caffeinated controversy, suggesting a possible boycott of Starbucks, according to a report by USA Today. Because what's the "War on Christmas" if people aren't pissed off about something stupid?