It gets, shockingly, even more creepy as GPS co-ordinates of the White House are uncovered, as well as a morse code message that translates to “You have one year or less."
Nope. Nope. Nope.
One has to wonder: is this an elaborate viral prank conceived by a movie studio to promote a new horror flick, or is there something more devious behind this riddle? Either way, that's enough Internet for today.
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Jeremy Glass is a writer for Thrillist and is gonna nope right outta here.