UPDATE: As we suspected, this app is fake. Definitely a good thing.
Finally, an app for juiced-up bros to beat the absolute crap out of each other. Finally? No, redact that.
Billing itself as “Tinder for fighting," a new soon-to-be app called Rumblr has popped up and allows young, aggravated people to "find, meet, and fight other brawl enthusiasts nearby." This can't be a real thing. Please don't let this be a real thing.
With an interface similar to that of Tinder, Rumblr lets people swipe and match with one another and then choose to either "Schedule Fight" or "Pussy Out." Again, this can't be a real thing. You can also explore nearby fights and filter by fight type to make sure your fists meet the right jawbone to fracture. Or, you could probably show up to already scheduled fights. Ugh.