JetBlue is here to remind you just how much work sucks. The airline is rubbing salt in the wounds of every disenchanted worker-bee with a new line of Office Souvenirs that’ll make your case of the Mondays last until Sunday. Your prized coffee mug has probably never been more honest and reminiscent of Office Space.
JetBlue Vacations will start hawking the snarky office paraphernalia online on Wednesday, and will give some of the items away at a pop-up event in New York City’s Financial District between 8am and 6pm on the same day. The mugs, hats, t-shirts, towels, water bottles, and candles probably aren’t the best thing to brandish in front of your boss, unless you’re hoping to get shackled to a copy machine or quarantined in an abandoned cubicle. Take the airline’s line of mugs, for instance: