For this week's "Hashtags" segment on The Tonight Show, Jimmy Fallon asked fans to tweet strange quotes from their mothers using the hashtag #MomQuotes. (The Tonight Show did something similar last June with #DadQuotes.)
The hashtag is a goofy repository of stories about mothers whose wisdom is sometimes not that wise and parents whose struggles with technology run so deep they're certain the poo emoji is a picture of chocolate ice cream. (Or a Hershey's Kiss, according to one tweet Fallon read on-air.) Despite the odd quotes, there are way too many relatable quotes here.
Fallon highlights a few during the segment, but there are even more worth digging into. In honor of Mother's Day, here are a few of the best shared in response to Fallon's prompt.