There seems to be a bit of nihilism at play here, as Kimmel parrots his drink as specifically suitable “for our troubled time.” As you’d expect, the “F--k-it-ccino” is a nihilist’s wet-dream, as it packs coffee, pancake batter, chocolate frosting, french fries, vodka and a healthy dose of the antidepressant Lexapro.
Starbucks’ flavor-changing Unicon Frapp does back a significant 76 grams of sugar. But what do you actually expect from a drink that looks like rainbow vomit? In any case, get the drink while supplies last, but risk infuriating baristas at your own peril.
[h/t Business Insider]