"Oh my god, this is so slow," they say. "Just bring him back to life already. We all know it's gonna happen -- just do it!" After all, we only get about 10 hours of Game of Thrones every year and two have basically been spent admiring Snow's dead body, they explain. They have a point.
Luckily, Melisandre arrives to attempt the resurrection process, and to hilariously remind everyone of her "thousand-year-old puss." But even Melisandre is aware of how laboriously long the scene is, saying, "I’m sure they’re cutting away to King’s Landing while I’m doing all this boring stuff." When the onlookers correct her, informing her that the arduous process is actually playing out in real time and eating up precious minutes of the episode, she sort of speeds things up a bit. Although you probably know what ends up happening at this point, the sketch ends with collective groans. Watch if for yourself.
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