Your favorite characters from the franchise-spawning Isla Nublar are united with ABC's Dinosaurs, the catch-phrase slinging show that was essentially for kids except when it was talking about masturbation or airing a weirdly dark finale. (Remember that? Children's shows don't usually end with everyone dead. What the hell?)
The mashup will make you faux remember all the imaginary movie's finest moments. Fran chasing Tim through the kitchen banging pots while the Baby screams "not the mama," Earl swallowing Gennaro on a rainy toilet, or Robbie with all his hip young Elvis swagger visiting kids in a tree.