It was the most bro-filled presidential announcement speech in American history.
While accepting the Michael Jackson Video Vanguard Award Sunday night at the MTV Video Music Awards, Kanye West announced he is seeking the presidency in 2020, because obviously that's the next logical step for the self-described "creative genius" and husband to Kim Kardashian.
"I don’t know what I finna lose after this," West said, in closing. "It don’t matter though, because it’s not about me. It’s about ideas, bruh, new ideas, people with ideas, people who believe in truth. And yes, as you probably could have guessed by this moment, I have decided in 2020, to run for president.”
This was just moments after West admitted, "I’m not a politician, bruh!" So, uh, Yeezy 2020?
In other words, we're still five years away, but the 2020 election cycle is already looking to be as entertaining as the current one. Beat that, Donald Trump!
Here's the moment, captured on Vine:
And if you're interested, here's a transcript of his speech, via billboard.com
“First of all, thank you Taylor for being so gracious and giving me this award this evening, thank you. And I often think back to the first day that I met you [Taylor Swift] also. You know, I think about when I’m in the grocery store with my daughter and I have a really great conversation about fresh juice, you know? And at the end they say, ‘Oh, you’re not that bad after all.’ And like, I think about it sometimes. It crosses my mind a little bit like when I go to a baseball game and 60,000 people boo me.
It crosses my mind a little bit. And I think if I had to do it all again, what would I have done? Would I have worn a leather shirt? Would I have drank a half a bottle of Hennessy and given it to the rest of the audience? If I had a daughter at that time, would I have went onstage and grabbed the mic from someone else? You know, this arena, tomorrow, it’s going to be a completely different setup, some concert or something like that. This stage will be gone. After that night, the stage is gone but the effect that it had on people remained. The problem was, the contradiction is, I do fight for artists. But in that fight, I somehow was disrespectful to artists. I didn’t know how to say the right thing, the perfect thing.
I just, I sat at the Grammys and saw Justin Timberlake and Cee Lo lose. Gnarls Barkley and the ‘Sexyback’ album… Justin, I ain’t trying to put you on blast but I saw that man in tears bruh. And I was thinking like, he deserved to win Album of the Year. And the small box that we are as entertainers of the evening, how could you explain that? Sometimes I feel like, you know, all this shit they run about beef and all that, sometimes I feel like I died for the artist’s opinion, for an artist to have an opinion after they were successful. I’m not a politician, bruh!
And look at that. You know how many times MTV ran that footage again because it got them more ratings? You know how many times they announced Taylor was presenting the award because it got more ratings? Listen to the kids bruh! I still don’t understand award shows. I don’t understand how they get five people who work their entire life, one sold records, sold concert tickets, to come, stand on a carpet and for the first time in their life, be judged on a chopping block and had the opportunity to be considered a loser. I don’t understand it bruh! I don’t understand what the biggest album or the biggest video… I’m conflicted bruh. I just wanted people to like me more.
But f—k that bruh! 2015. I will die for the art, for what I believe in, and the art ain’t always polite. Y’all might be thinking right now, did he smoke something before he came out here? The answer is yes, I rolled up a little something. I’m not dead y’all. I don’t know what’s going to happen tonight, I don’t know what’s going to happen tomorrow bruh, but all I can say to my artists, my fellow artists, just worry about how you feel at the time. Just worry about how you feel, and don’t never…
I’m confident. I believe in myself. We the millennials, bruh. This is a new mentality. We not gonna control our kids with brands. We not going to teach hate to our kids. We’re going to teach our kids that they can be something, that they can believe in themselves. If my grandfather was here right now, he would not let me back down. I don’t know what I finna lose after this. It don’t matter though, because it’s not about me. It’s about ideas, bruh, new ideas, people with ideas, people who believe in truth.
And yes, as you probably could have guessed by this moment, I have decided in 2020, to run for president.”
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