It's a big ol', scary world out there, and this isn't an easy time to be in it. You deserve a break: a visit to a simpler, smaller place. The Big Rock Candy Mountains are so last century, so where do you go for a break from the horror of real life? You go to this tiny KFC kitchen. Watch the video above of person-sized hands preparing a chipmunk-sized KFC meal and you'll see exactly what we mean.
After a bit of lobby jazz, all you hear is the sound of a tiny chicken wing dropping into a bitty basket. A cup fit for a mouse is filled with Dr Pepper. A cookie the size of a button smiles out at you from a place where everything is beautiful and nothing hurts. Would that we could live among the shallow deep fryers and cash registers too small even for Monopoly money!