Kourtney Kardashian Is Charging $3 to Teach You How She Eats a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup
Kourtney Kardashian made the world dumber when she shared her six-step guide to slowly -- and joylessly -- eating a Kit Kat bar on YouTube in January. But if you want to know the vocal-fried reality TV star's secret to eating -- get this -- a Reese's peanut butter cup, you're gonna have to pay up this time.
Emboldened by the massive response to the Kit Kat how-to, the eldest Kardashian teased her latest "life-changing" method of kandy konsumption in a brief video posted on Sunday, saying, "People say we have no talent? Don't underestimate the talent of Kourtney Kardashian." However, in order to watch the full video, you'll have download her app, Kourt, on the App Store, and become a subscriber to her personalized lifestyle content for $2.99 a month. Let's just face it: she's probably made a fortune from new members dying to see if for themselves, because this is the messed up world we live in, folks.
And yes, we paid $3 to make sure it wasn't a joke. It wasn't... but obviously, it is.
In the video, Kourtney demonstrates her five-step method to eating a peanut butter cup to her sister Khloé, beginning with the immensely helpful hint to remove the crinkled paper wrapping. She then proceeds to painstakingly bite away every millimeter of chocolate from the candy bar's peanut butter center in a series of steps, before eating it alone in a few bites. All of this is performed on a white couch, which seems like a terrible idea.
But then again, paying $3 for some vapid TV talent to tell you how to eat children's candy is a terrible idea on an entirely different level.
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