Kourtney Kardashian made the world dumber when she shared her six-step guide to slowly -- and joylessly -- eating a Kit Kat bar on YouTube in January. But if you want to know the vocal-fried reality TV star's secret to eating -- get this -- a Reese's peanut butter cup, you're gonna have to pay up this time.
Emboldened by the massive response to the Kit Kat how-to, the eldest Kardashian teased her latest "life-changing" method of kandy konsumption in a brief video posted on Sunday, saying, "People say we have no talent? Don't underestimate the talent of Kourtney Kardashian." However, in order to watch the full video, you'll have download her app, Kourt, on the App Store, and become a subscriber to her personalized lifestyle content for $2.99 a month. Let's just face it: she's probably made a fortune from new members dying to see if for themselves, because this is the messed up world we live in, folks.
And yes, we paid $3 to make sure it wasn't a joke. It wasn't... but obviously, it is.