For some, LaCroix is a divine beverage sent from above. The flavored soda water has a plethora of weird flavors -- what the hell is pamplemousse, really? -- and luckily for the hordes of LaCroix fans with an internet connection and nothing to do, you can create your own cans and flavors online, thanks to the genius who designed this program.
The great thing here is that anyone, or anything for that matter, can be christened as a LaCroix flavor, for you are the ultimate creator and ruler of the soda water universe.
Behold, Anthony Bourdain LaCroix:
Eat a Giant Polenta Feast On Your Table
Method Man LaCroix, straight from the Shoalin:
Ross from Friends, complete with a boisterous yet understated color scheme:
A "Basket of Deplorables" flavor, in honor of the most insane presidential election pretty much ever:
And last but not least, shoe flavored LaCroix:
Now what are you waiting for? Get on this website now and fulfill your destiny!
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Sam Blum is a Staff Writer at Thrillist. If he had to personally embody one of the LaCroix flavors above, it would be Method Man, hands down. He's on Twitter @Blumnessmonster.