You're a normal American who values owning things like cars, watches and jewelry, so why not have a Lego robot in your kitchen that prepares breakfasts? Ok, so you can't actually have this thing in your home, because the hedonists who run YouTube's The Brick Wall are the sole proprietors of this robotic chef.
Still, The Breakfast Machine, as it's aptly called in the video, is a wonderful marriage of engineering and the culinary arts. The machine can drop your bacon strips onto a griddle, crack eggs, and season them until they're fully prepared and ready for human consumption.
Observe the beautiful process at work:
Take on This 4-Pound Taco
According to the video's description, the breakfast machine was a gift for somebody's dad. Wherever the man is, he's very fortunate to never have to cook breakfast for himself again in his life.
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Sam Blum is a News Staff Writer for Thrillist. He's also a martial arts and music nerd who appreciates a fine sandwich and cute dogs. Find his clips in The Guardian, Rolling Stone, The A.V. Club and Esquire. He's on Twitter @Blumnessmonster.