After months of anticipation, America was finally gifted the royal wedding it deserved. Not to share any spoilers, but Prince Harry and Meghan Markle got married at the end. Also, people wore funny hats, Harry bit his lip while complimenting Meghan, and, we can all now go back to feeling smug about winning the Revolutionary War.
But before we do, let's take a minute to honor the real star of the royal wedding: Leslie Jones. She may not have been invited, or in the country, and she may have no ostensible connection at all to this situation; but the royal wedding belongs to all of us, and above all to the person making the best jokes about it. And Leslie Jones was objectively making the best jokes. (She also appeared as herself in the SNL skit about the wedding reception.)