Little Caesars wants to be the pizza joint you turn to when you need pizza at breakneck speed. The chain previously had the Hot-N-Ready special, where you walk in, grab a pizza and go. However, Little Caesars noted a couple issues with that system. (One for every "pizza" in the company's slogan.) First, your ordering options are limited. Second, you have to talk to a human being. Horrible, right?
Enter the Pizza Portal, which is likely the name of an amazing student film somewhere. This Pizza Portal won't take you to another dimension, but it will take you to your order without all that messy human interaction. It's pizza that caters to introverts like gas, cash, and candy bars already do.
The vending machine-like devices will debut in Tucson, Arizona. All you need to do is order your pizza and pay on the app. The app generates a QR code to scan at the store, and the drawer with your pizza automatically opens.