Once they hit shelves this spring, Brunchables will come in three forms: Breakfast Oscar Mayer Bacon & Kraft Cheddar Cheese; Breakfast Oscar Mayer Ham & Kraft Cheddar Cheese; and Breakfast Oscar Mayer Sausage & Kraft Cheddar Cheese. Each will come with a breakfast flatbread and a mini blueberry muffin. Unfortunately, there won't be a mimosa in one of those delightful juice boxes, but you can't have it all.
If you can't wait till spring, you can head to that -- again, real -- website, and enter yourself get your hands on Brunchables before the rest of the public. You just have to enter by April 4. If you do win, you'll get a six pack of Brunchables and a Lunchables T-shirt, an enviable garment to be sure.
Obviously, there's nothing stopping you from eating a normal Lunchable and drinking champagne in the afternoon and calling it a Brunchable, though.