Because Orchard Park is the home of the Buffalo Bills, people have had to deal with the occasional rogue poop appearing in a front yard. According to the report: "Orchard Park police occasionally respond to complaints of this nature, but it's usually associated with Buffalo Bills games at New Era Field."
Much like the original Mad Pooper, who rocketed to viral fame in September after leaving a trail of fecal terror in her wake, Orchard Park's pooping jogger faces charges of public lewdness and/or exposure if caught. But let's face it, the culprit is probably more likely to disappear in a fog than face actual jail time.
[h/t Buffalo News via NY Post]