Spiders are terrifying. Even the suggestion of one is enough to bypass all rational parts of your brain and send you into a spiral of paranoia and horror, but that's fine because we're all on the same page. With that in mind, no one is allowed to judge the person in the story you're about to read. This could've happened to anyone.
A 23-year-old man in Fresno, California was house-sitting for his parents when he came across multiple black widows. He reacted as any reasonable human would -- and promptly overreacted. By which we mean, he used the righteous flame of a blowtorch to attack the spiders and kind of, sort of set his parents' house on fire.
But, you know, who among us?