As any guy named Richard knows... you share a given name with Cindy Crawford's ex-husband. Of course, playground hazing is a given if your name is even slightly out of the ordinary. But you've definitely had it better than Phuc Dat Bich -- who just had to prove to Facebook his name wasn't actually a bad joke.
Vietnamese-Australian Phuc Dat Bich had his Facebook page shut down a number of times, as whatever Facebook bot looks out for suspicious profiles singled him out. His crime: using the name is parents gave him. Of course it's not pronounced like what you're thinking. Come on now.
Phuc aired this frustration on Facebook by posting a photo of his passport for all to see. His status was originally posted in January, but recently gained attention on social media. His post has now been shared more than 73,000 times and has more than 135,000 likes. That's a lot.
Here's Our Travel Guide to This Nation of Over 7,000 Islands
I find it highly irritating the fact that nobody seems to believe me when I say that my full legal name is how you see...
Posted by Phuc Dat Bich on Tuesday, January 27, 2015
His Facebook is currently up and running, so the issue seems to have been resolved, for now. Ya know, until the next time Facebook leaves its mind in the gutter.