Public bathroom etiquette is simple: keep to yourself, don't start any intrusive conversations with strangers, and try your damnedest not to spill any soft drinks. One man learned that violating these simple tenets can cause a minor crisis, however, especially when broadcasting any urinary faux pas on the internet.
On Thursday, Joe Grabinski was doing what anyone with enough fiber in their diet does once or twice a day: using the restroom while drinking a soda. But, in a calamitous turn of events, Grabinkski dropped his giant cup, and the contents splattered all over the floor. The sugary brown liquid, likely a cola of some sort, even splashed onto the shoes of whoever was occupying the stall next to him -- an unwelcome present that would stain anyone's Pumas.